Introduction: Here are the Spirit Animals of different people in the Bible.
Peter: Wait, why do I have to do this? We are not animals, lol.
Mary: Ummm dove. Is this spiritually kosher?
John: I am a human, duh. Why would I have an animal’s spirit?
Abraham: It’s the Old Testament, our choices are sheep, camel, or goat. Take a pick.
David: A tiger with swords for claws.
Jonathan: A tiger’s best friend.
Jesus: If I have to tell you, then you haven’t been to church in a while.
Adam: Apple?
Eve: You can understand why the serpent spoke to me, right?
Joshua: Which animal knocks down walls? A 500 pound goose.
Deborah: I eat animals.
Aaron: A cow made of gold. I just like looking at it.
Moses: This is why God doesn’t trust us, Aaron.
King Saul: A tiger with bigger swords for claws
Solomon: The smartest animal: A goose with a PHd.
Paul: Jesus. Jesus is my spirit animal.
Peter: Wait…that’s an answer we can use? I want to change mine.
Sarah: Rabbits. They give birth…like a lot.
Timothy: What did Paul say? That is my answer.
Jonah: Something that only lives on land, please.
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