This is in-game graphics.
  1. George R.R. Martin personally wrote Shy Guy’s backstory.
  2. Nintendo was hit with a ton of child endangerment lawsuits when Baby Mario got behind the wheel.
  3. Critics are calling it “Legend of Zelda, but with racing and no Zelda”
  4. All the DLC will be hand delivered to your house by Shigeru Miyamoto.
  5. The cartridge is genetically engineered to taste like Ice Frost Gatorade.
  6. Nintendo had to buy the story rights from Fast X.
  7. Every pre-order comes with 3 months of Princess Peach’s Only Feet account.
  8. The banana peels used in the game are real, not digitized graphics. Somehow, when you lay a banana peel trap, an actual banana in reality disappears.
  9. Rainbow Road has a 30% tariff for imports and exports.
  10. Free of charge, Mario and Luigi will call you “daddy” if you enable that option.
  11. Blue turtle shells only hit the players who buy it discounted or used.
  12. Every purchase expunges your criminal record for owning illegal roms.
  13. It costs a heck ton of money to have Shaq as an unlockable character.
  14. The online lobbies offer mixed drinks and live concerts from BTS
  15. Over 50 car companies with 8 models each contributed to the kart selection. Players can finally pick the Buick Skylark 92′ model they have so desperately wanted.
  16. The game engine is run on Windows phone OS and licensing fees are ridiculous.
  17. There are actually more cut-scenes than Death Stranding. Wario’s ending cut-scene gets weird and dark.
  18. Every game comes with a vial of Donkey Kong’s Fun Slide Body Lube (yes, even when you buy it digitally).
  19. The game was originally 2 tb, but Nintendo miraculously compressed it to 32 mb.
  20. It’s backwards compatible with the Super Gameboy adapter.